January 2, 2010 12:28 PM / sexiest of the oughts





music from the 00s that i will still be thinking about and listening to a long time from now

albums

1. Discovery by Daft Punk.
changed. Everything.

2. The Warning by Hot Chip.
spell it out for you: peerless and obscenely influential. poorly imitated / 'ripped off', over and under ;), to this day and probably forever.

3. Deep Cuts by the Knife.
don't even like it that much personally [really hate the album title; 'Pass this On' is kinda hot; 'Heartbeats' is just annoying] but it's an undeniable pop music reference point. there was a before and is an after this.

4. Tonight: Franz Ferdinand.
follows through on all the first album's promises. addition of synths feels experimental yet fluent and natural. drums are visceral, dancey. lyrics get more arousing with each successive release- 'no i'd never resort to licking your photo, honest, i just had to see how the chemicals taste, bite hard'.

5. Crystal Castles self-titled.
the members of this synthpop duo are not that attractive but they know how how to make some fucking sexy shit. their album cover [top] and the sound of their music [everywhere] foretell a thousand future seductions and entirely different mode of said.

6. You Are the Quarry by Morrissey.
the Morrissey comeback of the 00s, even though Morrissey never really went anyplace and always seems to be somehow 'coming back', was way fun. this is the best collection of songs resulting from that.

7. LP3 by Ratatat.
another blueprint for the future curled and strained around the past.

8. Pieces of the People We Love by the Rapture.
much less annoying than i thought when i first heard it. actually not annoying at all. actually one of the best albums of the decade.

9. Is This It by the Strokes.
shrug.

10. Kid A.
last good thing Radiohead did. came out the year before Is This It.


songs

1. All My Friends by LCD Soundsystem.
perfect, eternal, and writ to frame a decade. 'you spend the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.'

2. Can't Stand Me Now by the Libertines.
years of persons spheres and metaphors collapsing on each other to form perfect statements. 'called out the boy kicked out at the world, the world kicked back a lot fuckin harder so, if you wanna try there's no worse you could do.'

3. U.R.A.Q.T. by MIA.
one of the catchiest songs ever and the biggest, errr, 'viral' hit off either of her albums. it wasn't a single but i hear it everywhere and pretty much everyone my age knows all the words. 'tighter than J Lo in her jeans, i'm tighter than R Kelly in his teens.'

4. Mirror Kissers by the Cribs.
punk's not dead, 'you're not allowed to say that you're better'.

5. Ready 2 Wear by Felix da Housecat.
one of the simplest, best songs ever made; released on album Devin Dazzle + the Neon Fever in 2004; one of the rare Housecat songs actually sung by Felix da. the way he articulates each word so precisely, like he's singing in a foreign language, but one in which he's fluent, is this really strange and powerful thing. 'nothing i can tell you, you look good when you wear it well.'

6. Your Retro Career Melted by the Faint.
The Faint are very much of the 00s and are pretty awesome although Fasciinatiion is a touch boring. this was always my favorite song of theirs because it tells the weirdest story- a mannequin falls off a truck near a hotel/bar, everyone runs out to see it, the mannequin says 'your retro career melted', it gets shot to pieces by somebody, then reassembles in the next town over and says the same thing. great, great. 'voices appear from the staff outside, in bulbous text in a western style.'

7. Blind by Hercules and Love Affair.
dark, mysterious, relentlessly complex and very positive. like a Morrissey song turned inside-out. incredible use of Antony Hegarty's voice. 'when i find myself alone, i find myself alone.'

8. The Libertine by Patrick Wolf.
honestly The Magic Position and The Bachelor are pretty twee. for a moment though, when The Libertine was a single in 2005, Patrick Wolf was a bottomlessly sexual, dangerous image for me. he from that time is drawn, sort of, here. 'the troubadour cut off his hand, and now he wants mine.'

9. Sex City by Van She.
V is a little boring. this, off the earlier 'Van She' EP, is breathtaking. super influential; covered as 'Vanished' by Crystal Castles on above. the vocals have the character of being sung by not the person who wrote the words. with this song, that works perfectly. 'keep on dancing to the movie you're in.'

10. Black History Month by Death from Above 1979.
remixed about a hundred thousand different ways, never covered, oblique in title, made by a band that fractured and became something much harsher. song is poetic and foreboding, like if Arcade Fire were into S+M. 'hold on children, your best friend's parents are leaving.'


videos [just 4]

1. Hustler by Simian Mobile Disco. posted it on Christmas Day. none of the girls featured are really my type but between the mysterious energy of the scene and incredibly deft editing i get turned on every frickin time.

2. Time to Pretend by MGMT. duhh.

3. Ulysses by Franz Ferdinand. getting high in cheap laundrymats never looked sexier.

4. We Are Your Friends, Justice vs Simian. 'embedding disabled by request', watch here. i could have put Justice's Cross instead of Is This It as album #9 but then the Strokes would've gotten no mention and i do think i'll probly be thinking about them awhile. same with Justice. they're powerful whether i want them to be or not. this video is horrorpretty.

 

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November 17, 2007 11:21 AM / nope

going to start over

the spiky things on his inner arm detract too much from the ribbon thing in that part of the design

think he might make a good shirt though

 

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November 5, 2007 3:47 PM / drawing bigger

fuck, it's so much easier than drawing small

i waited this long?

laughing at myself

 

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October 2, 2007 7:44 PM / favorite photographers in descending order

of course Robert Mapplethorpe
obviously Andy Warhol
Patrick O'Dell
Andrew Kendall
Pierre Commoy
Wolfgang Tillmans
Jem Cohen
Linder Sterling
Mick Rock
Billy Name
Richard Avedon
Rankin
Fred H Berger


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who else should i check out?

 

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June 1, 2007 6:31 PM / long lists

i'm really not good with these. whenever i make a list of top 50ish songs or films or etc, i feel obligated to illustrated the breadth of my interest [if also my fetish for doubles]. i don't want to repeat one artist's work 10-20 times in my list. but if i wrote out my actual top 50 favorite songs at this moment, it would more-or-less be about 10 songs apiece by about 5 artists, with a couple exceptions. i'm mostly interested in personalities. i like to have lots of pieces of a personality at once, lots of artworks, by a single artist, to look at simultaneously.

but, in the genre of 'top 50 songs at this moment list', i could do 38. here they are

oh and they're totally in descending order

01 Sister Ray by The Velvet Underground is the greatest song ever written
02 Gardening at Night by R.E.M.
03 William, It Was Really Nothing by The Smiths
04 Last Post on the Bugle by The Libertines
05 Kiss Off by Violent Femmes
06 Angst in My Pants by Sparks
07 The Escape Artist by Ludus
08 The Libertine by Patrick Wolf
09 Electric Renaissance by Belle+Sebastian
10 Devil in Disguise as performed by Elvis [don't know who wrote it]
11 B.U.R.M.A. by Dirty Pretty Things
12 Vicious by Lou Reed
13 Will Never Marry by Morrissey
14 Cactus by The Pixies
15 Ceremony as performed by New Order [originally by Joy Division]
16 Under Smithville by For Squirrels [despite the insipid band name, i swear it's a brilliant song]
17 Nights of the Living Dead by Tilly + the Wall
18 Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car by U2
19 Runaway by Del Shannon
20 The Fallen by Franz Ferdinand
21 Harborcoat by R.E.M.
22 Can't Stand Me Now by The Libertines
23 Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle+Sebastian
24 There there by Radiohead
25 Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues by Bob Dylan
26 Desolation Row by Bob Dylan
27 Girl Don't Come as performed by Sandie Shaw [don't know the writer]
28 Boys Keep Swinging by David Bowie
29 any good song by The Ramones... Sheena Is a Punk Rocker?
30 Heroin by The Velvet Underground
31 Breaking the Rules by Ludus
32 The Teenager Who Won't Sleep with Me by Waterlaso
33 Temptation by New Order
34 Babies by Pulp
35 Frederick by Patti Smith
36 Rent by Pet Shop Boys
37 No Surprises by Radiohead
38 Are You Coming Onto Me by Lifestyle


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and here's Dennis', he's got 50.

 

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March 14, 2007 1:41 AM / i rock

cuz i went to the gym today for the first time in over a year and i ran 10 miles [16.1km], yeah you read right

 

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February 1, 2007 10:19 AM / full speed ahead

recently done
1- googled 'noise travels faster' and 'editions on purpose' and found nothing of note that i hadn't already written myself
2- registered noisetravelsfaster.info, noisetravelsfaster.com, and editionsonpurpose.com
3- built pantry-type [but unenclosed] shelves for the kitchen and finally straightened out where to put groceries
4- watched Brooklyn get blanketed in snow
5- acquired 3 hoodies made of flex fleece, the softest and most comfortable material i've ever felt in my life

to do
1- go to San Francisco, 6 Feb - 9 Feb [and come back]
2- get a cheap easel
3- move the e-drumkit and set up the easel in its place
4- start drawing t-shirt-size designs on paper
5- get swatches of t-shirt cotton jersey
6- start drawing t-shirt-size designs on cotton jersey

 

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January 9, 2007 9:17 PM / 2nd just to being born; 2nd to dying too

today was the second time i gave away one of my drawings. in fact i had the good fortune to hand it to Stephen Colbert at today's Colbert Report taping, during the brief audience q+a bit before the actual program. needless to say, the drawing i gave him was Future U.S. President.

he asked, 'ah, what, exactly, in this drawing makes me president?' i had no ready answer so i pointed to the green in the upper right. i should have said something like 'the halo and the tie'.

i ripped the drawing out of my sketchbook and handed it to him without thinking about it at all. i don't think there was any identifying information on it except my signature.

 

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December 27, 2006 1:20 PM / gotta gotta be down, cause i want it all

today i added Mizu's beautiful blog, Ewig und Drei Tage, to the sidebar. the title is in German, but she writes in English. i think maybe the reason her blog is so incredible is that she understands fate in some way i can't.

i put her blog title into Google Translate and received this in return:

Eternally and Meet to Three.

hell_yes__

 

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December 17, 2006 10:20 PM / i came to disappear

i got a full-time job at the Lower East Side American Apparel. the store's at Houston + Orchard. i take the F from Carroll to 2 Ave. because of the holiday rush and their problem of being understaffed [which is why i got hired], i've been consistently working these insane grueling days, like 10-12 hours on average. other people who got hired at the same time, i see how much tougher it is for them. the thought of being asked to 'stay late' is such a drag, for them. i say whatever and a few more hours pass easily. is that what you call a 'work ethic'? odd thought. i feel more like what Hesse had Siddharta say: 'i can wait'. fundamentally, i like being there. my job title: 'filler'. i move clothing between the stockroom and the sales floor. i love seeing both sides of the operation.

anyway, i'm physically exhausted all the time. constant labor is new. everything other than work is neglected. i'm briefly going to California around Christmastime. i don't know my specific plans. i'll update you.

in 2007, i'm going to launch a line of t-shirts and other garments printed on American Apparel stock. i don't know what the name of the line will be yet.

 

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November 8, 2006 12:29 AM / venture capitalist


I'm Alive and Know it


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right here

also deviantart.com can blow me

 

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November 2, 2006 11:59 AM / new goal

100 drawings in November.

 

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October 22, 2006 12:36 AM / Says nothing to me about my life

Bertolucci
Dave Eggers
White Stripes
Nan Goldin

 

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October 3, 2006 12:58 AM / Attention Britain

man, you've got some mad daft shit masquerading as the vanguard of modern music. i mean, nevermind about Arctic Monkeys, but Bloc Party? Kaiser Chiefs? that shit is abyssmal. Franz Ferdinand, all eyes are on you: will you make a listenable 3rd album? Dirty Pretty Things are already sorted. the New Order of current times, if you will. perfect music dwarfed by the story of The Other Band They Were At One Point.

 

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September 28, 2006 12:13 PM / Disco 2006

So, as much as I enjoy the idea of keeping an invented person's blog in my link list, we all know the JT LeRoy thing is way played out, and sadly, 'his' truly insane blog hasn't been updated in forever. Time to scratch it from my sidebar, but I definitely encourage everyone to read that thing while it's still online. Choice quote: 'dude, you DO not even compete with this ape.' Ref to? Peter Jackson's King Kong movie. 'I saw King Kong and it just hammered me.' Aw.

So yeah, today I added Ollie's blog/journal to the sidebar as the link Commonpeople. I met Ollie on Livejournal and happened to notice his blog because he had especially pretty drawings of Morrissey and Egon Schiele as his avatars. Far and away, he's got one of the best blogs on the web. He lives in London and writes about things like the Hampton Court maze, the current performance of John Cage's Longplayer, and one memory for each country he's lived in. He also writes a lot about theatre, TV, film, and his boyfriend Kevin. Fantastic shit. Check him out.

Incidentally, since I've never introduced the other fine kids in my sidebar, this is probably a good time to do it. Ship Erect [livejournal rss feed shiperect] is my boyfriend Steven's blog. Epicly Later'd is Patrick O'Dell's photo journal, one of the prettiest sites on the web. I met Patrick at a Morrissey concert in Oklahoma, and we both live in New York City. And Dennis Cooper's belongs to the esteemed American writer of the same name. He and I grew up in the same part of L.A., at different times. We've never met in person. He lives in Paris.

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edit: whoa, not five minutes after i changed the link list, i came across this AP story ['Writer behind JT LeRoy comes clean']. weird. synchronous.

 

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September 10, 2006 11:24 PM / And it's all up the wall



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A: 'The reality is that television is slipping'; the entire article is basically in the title. At the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
B: In a military operation, 2 Canadian hostages make it out of Iraq after being held captive for 4 months.
C: 'Which is the myth?', a fascinating article about myths, public speaking, word choice, golf courses, and ballparks. In the Navasota Examiner.
D: 'Experts say Bible is out, Smoove is in', like something from The Onion but not as funny. At The Maneater.
E: Google: 'D is for Devilish'. New York Newsday - Sep 13 2005. Google's link dead.
F: Google: 'Jury is in'. Alberta Daily Herald Tribune - May 12 2006. Google's link dead.

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A: 'Shake your clothing and slap your shoes', an advice column about brown recluse spiders, 'dollar weed', and termites.
B: Google: 'Your town. Your Neighbors. Your Newspaper.' Provo Daily Herald. Google's link dead.
C: 'The Art of Noise Reduction: Noise Sucks (the quality from your projects)', a fairly pro article. At creativemac.com.
D: 'Out of your league, out of your mind', an article about the 2005 NBA draft. At the Washington Times.
E: 'Find your shopping heaven on your holiday', a daft article about 'how to shop' in several European cities and in New York. At the Telegraph.
F: 'Newspaper in Education, Your Perfect Classroom Partner', an article in Oregon USA's Daily Astorian, in which the newspaper tries to sell the reader on using the paper in schools.

 

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September 10, 2006 10:42 PM / And it's all, it's all in my hands



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A: American 15-year-olds are worse at math, generally speaking, than their first-world peers.
B: Overall math scores improve on an American standardized test, particularly among students in the 4th and 8th grades [~age 10, age 13; respectively].
C: Google: 'Poll Shows Math Most-Hated School Subject'. Google's link now dead; couldn't find another.
D: On the SAT, America's most common university/college entrance exam, math scores reach a 36-year high.
E: Compared to other first-world peers, Americans in the 4th and 8th grades are now doing a little better in math. Results in reading, however, when compared to international peers, are 'mixed'.
F: George W Bush singles out math and science as 'economic tools'.

 

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September 10, 2006 9:09 PM / rockist

from Ship Erect:



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A: Morrissey says during a Dublin concert that George W Bush should have died, rather than Ronald Reagan.
B: In the middle of a successful reunion tour, Duran Duran, in their original lineup, play a set for vh1.
C: Duran Duran play Live 8.
D: Buzz for Morrissey's 2006 album, Ringleader of the Tormentors, begins.
E: Michael Stipe and Bright Eyes headline Bring Em Home Now, an anti-war festival at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom.
F: Morrissey's Ringleader of the Tormentors is released.


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points to Steven from Ship Erect for introducing me to Google Trends, which generates line graphs to represent various search terms' popularity, from 2004 to present. you can enter any combination of terms you want. i was hooked immediately. granted, that Google Earth stuff is pretty fun, but this is the shit!

as you can see, Google also gives contextual markers [the letters], but since they're represented by headlines on the actual Google Trends page, they're often baffling. not to say that's bad of course! we all love The Baffling. on Google, the markers for the graph above say things like 'A: Morrissey sparks Net furore' or 'C: Duran Duran bring back Save a Prayer' [accurate, i guess, but Duran Duran had been playing Save a Prayer a whole bunch around that time; it was nothing new at Live 8]. also, several of Google's letter-marker-explaining linx were dead, so i found new ones for these graph posts. they're too tempting not to make.

just like RJR-Nabisco, one day Google will have an addiction for everybody. not that i was looking for one, per se; oh who am i fucking kidding and so on.

why does the vertical axis lack any markings? i do not know.

 

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September 1, 2006 6:12 PM / meanwhile

my favorite bi songs in no order

2+2=5 by Radiohead
Fretless by R.E.M.
Rebel Rebel by David Bowie
John, I'm Only Dancing by David Bowie
If You Love a Woman by Dirty Pretty Things
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by Soft Cell
Driving Your Girlfriend Home by Morrissey
Handsome Devil by The Smiths
Waiting for the Sirens' Call by New Order
Some Kinda Love by The Velvet Underground
Satellite of Love by Lou Reed
There's No Other Way by Blur
We Are the Pigs by Suede
Brass in Pocket by The Pretenders
Ever Fallen In Love? by The Buzzcocks
The Escape Artist by Ludus
(You're the) Devil in Disguise by Elvis
Monkey Gone to Heaven by The Pixies
The Teenager Who Won't Sleep with Me by Waterlaso

 

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September 1, 2006 2:13 AM / file under water

my favorite straight songs in no order

Driver 8 by R.E.M.
Ceremony by New Order
Do You Remember the First Time? by Pulp
Babies by Pulp
The Boy with the Arab Strap by Belle+Sebastian
Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues by Bob Dylan
Frederick by Patti Smith
It's Her Factory by Gang of Four
Mr Brightside by The Killers
Mute Witness by Morrissey
Pregnant for the Last Time by Morrissey
Exit Music (for a Film) by Radiohead
Beat on the Brat by The Ramones
Pinball Wizard by The Who
The Killing Jar by Siouxsie + the Banshees
What She Said by The Smiths
Ecstasy by Lou Reed
Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car by U2
France by Carl BarĂ¢t [Dirty Pretty Things; The Libertines]

et tu?

 

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August 31, 2006 7:30 AM / burningman

my favorite gay songs in no order

2HB by Roxy Music
The Boys in the Band by The Libertines
Lonely Planet Boy by New York Dolls
20th Century Boy by T Rex
Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes
Nights of the Living Dead by Tilly + the Wall
Party Fears Two by The Associates
William, It Was Really Nothing by The Smiths
What Difference Does It Make by The Smiths
Boys Keep Swinging by David Bowie
Dancing Barefoot by Patti Smith
Sister, I'm a Poet by Morrissey [lyrics / mp3 in comments]
Why Don't You Find Out for Yourself by Morrissey
Waiting for My Man by The Velvet Underground
Lady Godiva's Operation by The Velvet Underground
Breaking the Rules by Ludus
Seeing Other People by Belle+Sebastian
Rent by Pet Shop Boys
My Insatiable One by Suede
Star Me Kitten by R.E.M.
Angst in My Pants by Sparks
Vicious by Lou Reed

et lui!

et tu?

 

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August 26, 2006 5:49 AM / Centre of the world [2]

the Vapor Room, Haight+Steiner, San Francisco.

__merely overheard;

stylish late-20s Asian customer dude: yeah man, were you at the [indistinct] show?
tall+wide mid-30s black bouncer dude: yeah, it was okay.
[...]
bouncer: you know what i miss?
stylish: what?
bouncer: the cheap movie theater. you know, where you could see a movie for like a dollar.
stylish: oh yeah, those were great.
bouncer: no, one in particular, i mean. the one where the liquor barn is at now.
stylish: on Gough St.
bouncer: no man, it's where they put in that giant place to buy liquor.
stylish: by the arcarde?
bouncer: no man, like the giant, it's basically like a really nice barn where you can buy giant fucking liquor.
stylish: what?
bouncer: come on man. it's where they put in the behv-eh... the BevMo.
stylish: DUDE!
bouncer: yeah that one!
stylish: DUDE! you talkin about WAY back.
bouncer: yeah man! i was a little shit when all that was goin down.
stylish: i didn't know you went that far back, man. okay, here's one for you: how do you feel about... the launchpad?
bouncer: DUDE, oh my GOD.

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these dudes' knowledge of the San Francisco bay area predates mine by about 5-6 years.

 

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August 26, 2006 5:21 AM / Centre of the world [1]

in the ballroom, Green Tortoise hostel, San Francisco [smoking section].

__another brand new person I've never met before;

m+: so what do you do in London?
English dude [who is here on his way to Burning Man]: i'm like a social worker.
[...]
m+: so what is the biggest social problem in London?
English dude: the council.
m+: what is that exactly?
English dude: it's like the local government.
m+: oh, yeah. so what's the deal? what do they do?
English dude: well, it's just not sexy. in _any_ way. also, they're tremendously fucking over the lives and livelihoods of tens of thousands of people.

 

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July 31, 2006 10:34 PM / wide open

you visit here, or you surfed over. what would you like from here? it can be anything.

type it in.

 

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July 2, 2006 8:32 PM / File under 'nobody told me'

So, The Sounds have visual clones of both Morrissey and Damon Albarn? Sign me up?

Is their music any good? What song/s should I check out?

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photograph by Cass Bird, 2006

 

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July 2, 2006 1:50 AM / Remember those sexy poutboys?

Damon Albarn on Brett Anderson, 2001: 'Yeah, I know I went overboard with all that stuff... I was rather pissed off... but I have to ask one question, is he still a bisexual who's never had a homosexual experience? Because I'm essentially straight, and I've had homosexual experiences. If he actually is bisexual, he's obviously got some sort of hang-up.'


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photograph of Damon Albarn by Gregg Williams, for Make Trade Fair
photograph of Brett Anderson 'bi'... ?

 

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April 6, 2006 12:25 AM / Race is over

From what I could find out (I don't say?),

Yahata Akihiro of Okayama, Japan, who appears to be otherwise part of a leather company, registered rocknroll.com in 1994. The current registration expires in 2008, but I can only imagine how many times he's renewed it so far. I bet he holds it for the rest of his life. For sure, we have a winner.

 

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